Halloween Jokes

Halloween Jokes

Lia Rodriguez

by Lia Rodriguez

What do librarians read when they’re ghosts?

Answer: Boo-ks


What is Dracula’s favorite thing to do in math?

Answer: Count


Which famous author is related to Frankenstein?

Answer: John Steinbeck


What subject do witches love the most?

Answer: Spelling


What is a ghost’s favorite dance move?

Answer: The Boo-gie


What do Australian ghosts do in their free time?

Answer: Throw boo-merangs


How do werewolves pronounce Halloween?

Answer: Howl-oween