Halloween Jokes

by Lia Rodriguez

What do librarians read when they’re ghosts?

Answer: Boo-ks

 

What is Dracula’s favorite thing to do in math?

Answer: Count

 

Which famous author is related to Frankenstein?

Answer: John Steinbeck

 

What subject do witches love the most?

Answer: Spelling

 

What is a ghost’s favorite dance move?

Answer: The Boo-gie

 

What do Australian ghosts do in their free time?

Answer: Throw boo-merangs

 

How do werewolves pronounce Halloween?

Answer: Howl-oween

 

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