Halloween Jokes

October 19, 2015
by Lia Rodriguez
What do librarians read when they’re ghosts?
Answer: Boo-ks
What is Dracula’s favorite thing to do in math?
Answer: Count
Which famous author is related to Frankenstein?
Answer: John Steinbeck
What subject do witches love the most?
Answer: Spelling
What is a ghost’s favorite dance move?
Answer: The Boo-gie
What do Australian ghosts do in their free time?
Answer: Throw boo-merangs
How do werewolves pronounce Halloween?
Answer: Howl-oween