Winter Jokes

by: Lia Rodriguez


Q: Why don’t Santa’s elves go to school?

A: They’re elf-taught


Q: What does Santa drive to school?

A: A Holly Davidson


Q: Why is Rudolph mad at Blitzen?

A: He snow-flaked on him


Q: How did the snowman turn into a vampire?

A: He got frostbitten


Q: What did Santa Claus say when he saw a cow in the North Pole?

A: Holly Cow!


Q: What is it called when reindeer fall out of the sky?

A: Raindeer


Q: What is Santa’s elves’ favorite genre of music?

  1. Wrap!