by: Lia Rodriguez
Q: Why don’t Santa’s elves go to school?
A: They’re elf-taught
Q: What does Santa drive to school?
A: A Holly Davidson
Q: Why is Rudolph mad at Blitzen?
A: He snow-flaked on him
Q: How did the snowman turn into a vampire?
A: He got frostbitten
Q: What did Santa Claus say when he saw a cow in the North Pole?
A: Holly Cow!
Q: What is it called when reindeer fall out of the sky?
Q: What is Santa’s elves’ favorite genre of music?