Spring Jokes

Written by: Lia Rodriguez ’16, Staff Writer

What is a monkey’s favorite month?

    Ape-ril!

 

Spring is the favorite season of which floral actor?

    Orlando Bloom!

 

What was missing from the trampoline in January?

    A spring!

 

What did the rabbit order at Ming Garden?

Hop Suey!

 

What do flowers have on their faces?

  Two-lips

 

Can February March?

Nope, but April May!

 

What did the bee say at the end of his skit?

Thank you, I’ll bee here all season!

 

What type of garden did the baker have?

    A flour garden

 

Can bees fly in the rain?

    Only when they have their yellow jackets!

 

What monster’s favorite holiday is April Fool’s Day?

    Prankenstein!

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