Halloween Humor – October 2016
By: Nisha Chokshi ’18, staff writer
Q: Why did the skeleton ask his friend to hang out?
A: Because he was feeling pretty bonely!
Q: Did you hear Dracula bought a new boat today?
A:Yeah, it was a blood vessel.
Q: Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets?
Q: Who do vampires buy their cookies from?
A: The Ghoul Scouts.
Q: What’s the problem with twin witches?
A: You never know which witch is which.
Q: What’s a haunted chicken?
A: A poultry-geist.
Q: What kind of streets do zombies like the best?
A: Dead ends.
Q: What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Q: What do you get if you divide a pumpkin’s circumference by it’s diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi.
Q: Where do ghosts go for a swim?
A: In the Dead Sea.