Valentine Laughs

Lia Rodriguez

Q: What did the snake say to their valentine?

A: Hiss me!


Q: What do farmers give their wives on Valentine’s Day?

A; Hogs and kisses!


Q: What did the bee say to the queen bee?

A; You’re beeautiful, will you bee mine?


Q: What were the two birds called in highschool?

A: Highschool tweethearts


Q: Cupid: How do I look?

A: Love: I don’t know, I’m blind!


Q: What did the magnet say to the other magnet?

A: You’re so attractive!


Q: What type of flowers did the farmer give his wife on Valentine’s Day?

A: Cauliflowers!

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