Q: What did the snake say to their valentine?
A: Hiss me!
Q: What do farmers give their wives on Valentine’s Day?
A; Hogs and kisses!
Q: What did the bee say to the queen bee?
A; You’re beeautiful, will you bee mine?
Q: What were the two birds called in highschool?
A: Highschool tweethearts
Q: Cupid: How do I look?
A: Love: I don’t know, I’m blind!
Q: What did the magnet say to the other magnet?
A: You’re so attractive!
Q: What type of flowers did the farmer give his wife on Valentine’s Day?